Please add answers if you so wish.
1. Who put that hill there?
2. Is it possible to speak German by adding “mecannozen” to the end of every English word?
3. Why does my girlfriends energy snack bar look more inviting than mine?
4. What are the advantages of cycling in a dead fly position? (in a recliner bike)?
5. Why do boring days seem more interesting when all converstions are conducted in a manchester ‘royale family’ accent?
6. What purpose does the itch of a mosquito bite serve. I mean theyve got the blood so why leave a orrible after effect?