We have now arrived in Austria through the magnificent Passau Danube corridor and are staying in Linz. Jen has realised a number of things. Gazing at the now wide waters of the Danube she has decided that this is where the Loch Ness Monster has relocated. It came over on a monster jet plane. Monster jets as opposed to Jumbo jets are invisible to the human eye and were able to avoid the volcanic ash because they fly so high. Monsters laugh at the fact that humans call their jumbo jets jumbo because they are big. For monsters a jumbo jet is incredibly small. They now laughingly refer to small things as “Jumbo”.
Other news- Jen has briefly given up her career in international insect rescue (rescuing ants, insects, flys from terrible honey based predicaments) to insect and slug style advice. eg “Change your name and looks slug to something more romantic like the butterfly” and “Slug get off our green tarp/helmet/saddle ” “Slug you should wear a dress it suits the colour of your eyes.”
…And the cakes are more expensive. Or maybe it’s just our Cake funds are runnings low. xx